When the man of God takes the prime cuts…

Lousy bastard fesses up:

An openly gay Texas pastor who had accused Whole Foods of defacing his cake with an anti-gay slur dropped his lawsuit against the grocery chain on Monday, issuing an apology that said he was wrong to “perpetuate this story.”

Well, no shit.

Sometimes I wish burning at the stake was a viable option.

Hat tip to the Consumerist.